I mean, really. What would they say? Am I the only one who wants to know that?
Here is what my cat would say if he could talk:
“Mmm…sunshine. I love to bathe myself in the sunshine. Nom nom nom.”
Thomas: “You know Otto, the best part of my day is looking out the window.”
Otto: “You get to look out the window?”
Thomas: “Yea man. You don’t? I love seeing all the squirrels and other kitties running around.”
Otto: “OTHER KITTIES? WTF. I have a small human over here that I will trade you for a kitty.”
Thomas: “Nah. I have it pretty good around here man. I just have to show up in the kitchen, and I get treats.”
Otto: “Treats? What are those? I get food out of a can…is that the same thing?”
Thomas: “Oh man. There is so much you don’t know. I can’t keep telling you things. Geez dude.”
“How cute do I have to be to get a treat around this joint?”
“I mean, look at me. I can’t really get much cuter than this. Honestly. Maybe if I stand on my head…but that would be weird because I’m a cat.”
Maybe it’s best that cats don’t talk. As cute as he is, it’s probably best.
What do you think cats would say if they could talk?