So, I hear that today is Halloween. What on earth does that mean? I remember it being a day that people ring that damn doorbell thing and I scurry away. More like race as fast as my fat body can take me. You see, I am a cat. And you know what? My owners completely forgot that Tuesday was National Cat Day.
What is that, you ask? Well, it’s when the world gets overrun by awesome cat pictures and all the kitties rule the world. I wanted to rule my house, but my owners forgot about it.
How is that possible?
If I forgot about Christmas there wouldn’t be anyone fluffy sitting at the bottom of the tree chewing on all of the branches and the fun lighted up things. Those are awesome. Man, those are the best, don’t you think? I always seem to get toys one of the days that that tree is up. Why is that? Hmm…I need to go investigate that! Will it happen again this year?
But I digress. I am upset at my owners because they forgot about my special holiday. They didn’t even give me a treat. How awful are they? And when did there become 2 of them? I remember only one a long time ago. When did that guy appear? Ugh. I’m getting too old for this. Time for a nap.
Oh wait. I was telling a story. Yes, my owners forgot about my day. I mean, all I wanted was one of those Appetizer things that I love. Or maybe a handful of treats on the ground. Is that too much to ask? Seriously people.
Now, I am headed back to that nap of mine. If you human have an animal like me, go pet it and give it a damn treat. They will love you forever for it.